She gave me a kiss at the end of the night.
But I admit to the disgraceful weakness of not being attracted to women five stone heavier than me.
Besides, she nicked my sodding watch.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:06,
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There are so many ahead of me in the queue...
I wandered off and had a go at the coconut shy instead.
Still, I've won you a cuddly rabbit.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 27 Jan 2010, 1:46,
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