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*gives leslie ash a knee trembler in an alley*
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:37,
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six years older than me, once convinced me he was going out with Leslie Ash and she was due round any minute.
So I washed, combed my hair, got all spruced up, sat and waited for her to show up.
I'm still waiting 23 years later.
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 1:48,
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So I washed, combed my hair, got all spruced up, sat and waited for her to show up.
I'm still waiting 23 years later.
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I'm still waiting. And I've lost my hair, health and vigour, and my clothes don't fit any more and have become really unfashionable.
I'm starting to think she's not coming round at all.
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:04,
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I'm starting to think she's not coming round at all.
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My brother once told everyone from school that we had a rollercoaster in our back garden. Yes, they turned up.
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:15,
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If I was on this rollercoaster I would like to be the guy at the back right who is oblivious to this action. Upon buying the photo I would be shocked.
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Fri 29 Jan 2010, 2:22,
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Unfunny stale meme dude is clutching Michael Portillo in a dress.
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