It made their nipples chafe something terrible against tree branches and other vegetationthus they couldn't breastfeed their young. And, not having invented formula nor the microwave oven in which to heat baby bottles, their babies went hungry.
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and here was me thinking they weren't mammals
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
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