wellif its not a single dad, whos wife died of cancer and hes on disability supporting his children by folding paper into colourful butterflies and selling them for abused children to support their drug addiction, they wont give a shit.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30,
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So how do you explain the Ugly Scottish Lady Paradox?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32,
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it started as mere shock and then someone gave them the nod to go ahead with the waterworks
I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stageand makes them cry whilst singing "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave.
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Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36,
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Shhhh.That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59,
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