So how do you explain the Ugly Scottish Lady Paradox?
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32,
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it started as mere shock and then someone gave them the nod to go ahead with the waterworks
I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stageand makes them cry whilst singing "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36,
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Shhhh.That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59,
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