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# I went to school with a brother and sister
who both had heads like dolphins. I slapped the brother once. Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
# defo!
and bonus points if he made a dolphin noise when you did it.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Actually,
he did most likely. His voice was all crackly, like God didn't tune his voicebox to the right radio station quite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
# pfffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
# His sister was an utter
fucking munter! And she wore braces for at least 6 years, which is just wrong!

When I was at college I heard that she was spotted sucking off a bloke out the back of Yates'. I nearly threw up on BEHALF of the bloke who got the blowjob.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
# ewwww, that's just sick man
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:41, archived)
# i read that as his sister was an otter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:48, archived)
# Otter's are more fuckable.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# all that sleek fur....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:53, archived)
#
otter stoat
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:50, archived)
# no, that's stoatally different
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I went to school with a guy that looked like Gizmo
...And his father looked like Fred West.

His school days were not the happiest days of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Fred West or John West?
Did he turn up to school in a tin? That's the easiest was to work it out.

What's the best way to catch a hyperactive child?
Internet Grooming.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Definitely Fred West...
I'm sure I would have noticed a surplus of tin openers. The dead bodies were a giveaway too...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Feb 2010, 22:40, archived)