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# Ta-daaah!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 19:53, archived)
# I've told you before - I need a beautiful LADY assistant, mediocre. Not just you in a dress!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# ahem...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Ah the 8pm candidate! Do come in and lay on the casting couch...er..I mean sit down...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:07, archived)
# would you like to see my sparkly bikini?
i understand it's de rigueur for assistants
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Certainly. You can change behind that screen. I assure you that it is not as transparent as it appears to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:14, archived)
# i don't need to change
i'm wearing it under this inconspicuous beige mac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:15, archived)
# :(



top hat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Yeah, okay, so long as it's top hat, curly moustache, and frock coat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:08, archived)
# You got it chief

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I take it it's no pance then

A wise choice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 20:24, archived)