Ah, the Old Scotland Yard ruse.
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An Egg ,D,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:05,
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In America, they make really naughty criminals ride hard-of-hearing marsupials
They put them on Deaf Roo.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:06,
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I thought if they were really bad
They got the Cher!
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An Egg ,D,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:08,
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that's when they get french techno musicians to dress up as bunnies at them
man I'd hate to be electro-cuted.
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arrangedletters,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:12,
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Or they could call in the Japanese secretaries that don't do typing.
(Edit: You know, the firing squad)
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An Egg ,D,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:18,
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Then they locked him up in the pound
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 15 Feb 2010, 17:29,
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