I used to get about with a son-and-heir to a stately home, and one evening they were talking about the 'bus service in MordorHis gran was going on about how terrible it was, they turned on her and said 'But you've never got on a 'bus in your life!'
'Fair enough' said she - 'I will get one tomorrow.'
Sure enough she did, and as she stepped up to the driver said '92 Smithway Drive, please'
('Fair enough' said she - 'I will get one tomorrow.'
Sure enough she did, and as she stepped up to the driver said '92 Smithway Drive, please'
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:26,
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