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# The Hair apparent
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 8:59, archived)
# hahahahahaahahah
I love the fact that they headline it "The Real William"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:02, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahah! I just had to look at the original... dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha! Me too! Bloody hell!
In other news, we are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:07, archived)
# reading Orwell?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:10, archived)
# One of my favourite books
Was listening to an article on Radio Bore about him the other day - in a rather delicious irony, he was an absolute posh boy with a desperate fear of the prolitariat.

Still - 1984 is fantastic. Combine it with Huxley's Brave New Woild and you've got pretty well exactly where modern Western capitalism is today.

Sorry - I'll shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# .....Brave New World is another book on my ever growing list of things to read
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# I'm currently on a Bill Bryson hit.
Notes from a small island had me lidderally lolling on the tube on my commute.

I'm currently on A Short History Of Nearly Everything and Neither Here Nor There, the latter of which is having a very similar effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, at the moment
It's probably the longest I've taken to read a book, as even with zombies and ninjas, Austin is a tedious author. Reads like a script "Such and such said this, so and so replied with that, such and such retorted with this, and much laughter ensued" ad infinitum.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:33, archived)
# Yeah I've never got on with Austen.
To me it seems like it's the original chick lit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# ASHONE is a fine read
I scored very highly on QI after reading that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:34, archived)
# It is.
Engaging - but not so lolly as the others.

But bloody hell BB's brain must be the fullest in all of Christendom.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# And if you find all the Fordian goings-on in BNW too much
have a copy of Island (by him as well) close to hand as respite.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:31, archived)
# hmmm.. not read that either....
I'm starting to feel poorly read this morning.

nings Grunty
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Morning!
There are so many books I've not yet got round to. The ex used to work at a publishers, so many many freebies ensued.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)
# w(hair's) the original?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:11, archived)
# howdie, bobs
www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/201002152929/prince-william/hello-exclusive/rankin-photoshoot/1/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)
# howdy
ta - thought he was blond....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Well, the milkman was, so it was a fair guess.
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# dailymail is where I saw it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:13, archived)
# morning Toasty
He does look a little 'shopped
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:22, archived)
# Also where I saw it
The comment that he looks like Gary Newman gives me an idea *wanders of to Google Images*
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs bobs
*BOBS*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hullo! where on earth have you been, Prof?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I am a stoooodunt in Stocktun
*dribbles*

hello and manhugs - how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# most excellent, sir, and how is student life treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:45, archived)
# You!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:28, archived)
# wotcha
:)

how are ya? I wish I had more time for b3ta and to catch up with the shinanigans or the cast and crew - but I don't... I may do in the summer :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:30, archived)
# and then,
as quickly as he arrived, he was gone again off on another adventure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Er - Hey, hang on a moment...
Oh, he's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha...have a Harry In Afhanistan

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:17, archived)
# I used to get about with a son-and-heir to a stately home, and one evening they were talking about the 'bus service in Mordor
His gran was going on about how terrible it was, they turned on her and said "But you've never got on a 'bus in your life!"

"Fair enough" said she - "I will get one tomorrow."

Sure enough she did, and as she stepped up to the driver said "92 Smithway Drive, please"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
...hahahahahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 9:40, archived)