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# 'At least i know who my dad is'
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# To be fair everyone knows who Harry's dad is.
It just happens not to be Chuck.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:04, archived)
# At school we had two German kids join in the 6th form, and on the first day, they walked past the lunch queue to the obvious chant of
"Two world wars and one world cup!"

They turned 'round (when at the end of the corridor, sensibly), and called out "Four world cups and your monarchy!"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# "why, i'm as english as queen victoria!"
"what, so your fathers german, you're half german and you married a german?"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Miranda Richardson as a nurse FTW.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 11:17, archived)