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# bloody adoption agency
they assured her they had burned the records
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Fire doesn't cure responsibility.
I'm owed.

And besides - I've got binocliers.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *closes blinds*
GET IN THE BASEMENT MA! - HE'S BACK
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I am so TERRIBLY sorry! HOW embarassing!
I meant next door! Hahahahahahaha!
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# oh - hahaha
she's in the bath shaving her legs
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Lawnmower broken again, eh?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# too many fingers got caught up in it
KNOWHADDAMEAN?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah - that and you tried to cut up that body with it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it didn't work
but did make a series of lovely stripes
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Red and green should never be seen
Without the tattered, bloody remnants of the victim's clothing in between"
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *buys the film rights to this story*
:OD
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *negotiates contract*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *inserts subclause*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *doesn't feel a thing*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *drains life-savings*
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)