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# Behold - Elvis The Kestrel
In Honour of my new username, here's some terrible Paint work.


(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:18, archived)
# HE LIVES!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:19, archived)
# but what's your old username?
it's like when you get a text that says "this is my new number" without any indication as to who its from
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:20, archived)
# this this this this THIS
Christ I hate that - and the moment you respond "Who the fuck are you?" your mum gets all offended and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# so its you who keeps sending my mum those texts
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Well she's the one who keeps changing her number!
Honestly - it's like she doesn't WANT me to find her!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# bloody adoption agency
they assured her they had burned the records
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Fire doesn't cure responsibility.
I'm owed.

And besides - I've got binocliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# *closes blinds*
GET IN THE BASEMENT MA! - HE'S BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I am so TERRIBLY sorry! HOW embarassing!
I meant next door! Hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# oh - hahaha
she's in the bath shaving her legs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Lawnmower broken again, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# too many fingers got caught up in it
KNOWHADDAMEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Yeah - that and you tried to cut up that body with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# it didn't work
but did make a series of lovely stripes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:48, archived)
# "Red and green should never be seen
Without the tattered, bloody remnants of the victim's clothing in between"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *buys the film rights to this story*
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:34, archived)
# *negotiates contract*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:36, archived)
# *inserts subclause*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:38, archived)
# *doesn't feel a thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:40, archived)
# *drains life-savings*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:43, archived)
# It took me a while
to realise that when someone changes their username here there is no real way of finding out what it was before. Fun game of hide'n'seek perhaps?


(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# a sexy game?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Could lead to some amusing situations :)

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# If by "amusing" you mean
"potentially life-threatening"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes, that's the one.
that's the one.Got my words mixed up a bit there.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:33, archived)
# And I remember reading his "hancakes" reply earlier too
Have another bird of prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# That is splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# its fun until someone steals your username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ah that's where you need a spare account to hold your main name while you're changing yours...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:28, archived)
# who has one of those?
(Baby P with the angles in hevan, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I think we should all swap usernames for April 1st.
Mayhem ensues.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# wasn't there a real name day a few years back?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Raptor around the clock?
And who were you for the previous 15 posts?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Tilkey?
woo to Elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:23, archived)
# You don't fool us, Julie Moult!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# yay....have you met Owlvis?............:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Ha Ha
Nice to meet you Owlvis, perhaps a crazy avian Duo is in the making.
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:26, archived)
# :D:D.............sounds fun uh-huh,uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :-)
Uh-Hu Uh-Hu Uh-Hu Squaaark!!!
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# We can't go on together
with suspicious mice! with suspicious miiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha.......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# LoL
Get of of my Blue Suede Ewes perhaps?
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Ah yes that would help wouldnt it
Old user name was Matt Durstan, the guy that does the music with Count Vanderhoff is how you may know me, but probably not.
(Elvis The Kestrel Squaaaaaark, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *stares into space*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Uhhhhthankyavuhrmuch...
Also - did someone say Star Wars day?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:27, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Tally Ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:50, archived)
#
One for the ladies
(Hockmiester Ka Ka, Tukki Tukki!, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:53, archived)
# That am very good!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Thankyervermuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I'm late. I'm late. To a very important untelevised date.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 16:15, archived)