Aw, no, you gottta do it for real and leave it on the shelf to offend those who come after.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:34,
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"Those who come after" are probably a line of bored b3tanswaiting for their turn.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:40,
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