there was a man named riker
a pretty officer, he tried to spike her
she noticed the pill
and shouted 'fuck of Will'
so he demoted her just to spite her
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:16,
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The officer known as LaForge
was notoriously always engorged,
His social skills missing
he spent his time kissing
Hologram ladies (size lorge).
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 0:45,
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The Borg known simply as Seven
was torn from Collective Heaven
to live her own life
full of trouble and strife
with cyber-boobs rated eleven.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 1:01,
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