Ehh, when I were a lad,Tuppence ha'penny for a bowl of gravel. If you wanted milk you'd have to catch and squeeze a rat over the bowl.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.But you know we were happy in those days.
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on,
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