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# it's this bit that I've always held a real love for about the story:
'Meiwes amputated Brandes' penis and the two men attempted to eat the penis together before Brandes was killed. Brandes had insisted that Meiwes attempt to bite his penis off. This did not work, though Meiwes was able to burst both of Brandes' testicles by biting them. Ultimately, Meiwes used a knife to remove Brandes' penis. Brandes apparently tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too tough and, as he put it, 'chewy'. Meiwes then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic, but by then it was too burned to be consumed. He then chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog'

what a fucking shitty last memory. I had my cock chopped off to eat but then it was fuckign chewy then the cook fucking burnt it. There's something so human about it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Knock it all you want,
he still got two Michelin stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:16, archived)
# the wiki article gave me a new favourite sentence
"Meiwes read a Star Trek book for three hours while Brandes lay bleeding in the bath."
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:23, archived)
# could be worse...
...could have been one of shatner's tek wars books.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# heheh.
I can hear him tutting from here. "When oh when will the peace and quiet finally come?"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:28, archived)
# i'm more intrigued that this is being used as the recurring theme of the next hannah montana film.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:21, archived)
# :D
"Quick Hannah! You're needed on stage!"

"oh but I'm sautéeing Brians penissss... it was too chewy raw."

"But the fans Hannah, The fans!"

THE DILEMMAS! THE DRAMAS!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:25, archived)
# disney empire is unhappy because this marks the third time miley cyrus has had a dead cock in her mouth.
on camera, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:32, archived)