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# verily, job's wife was turned into a pillar of salt.
for job's testicles displeaseth the lord, having fewer than three hairs per ball.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:27, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm profoundly amused at the idea of being zapped by God's lightning for having the wrong number of hairs on yr knackers.

Should'nt laff though, really. That's how my cousin Gavin got taken.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 4:54, archived)
# zeus tried to zap me but missed.
i had all the hairs needed, but i dreadlocked them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)
# Righteous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:11, archived)
# and Lot's too
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:27, archived)
# oh, whoever.
i get the characters in all my deathcult mythologies mixed up.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Blow Lot's?

(just woke up. It's the best I could do)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 27 Feb 2010, 5:39, archived)