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# I mean, if I wanted to look at ball sacks I'd half-close my eyes and look at Gordon Ramsey's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hahahaha
I wouldn't let him put his willy in me
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I'm pleased to hear it.
Are you sure you don't secretly find his wrinkes erotic?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# No
They remind me of my flaps after a long episode of Masterchef. That Gregg Wallace...
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# me neither
and that's really saying something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# He's had botox, the dirty cheat
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:06, archived)
# he said it hurts a lot
and he won't be doing it again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:08, archived)
# in his ballsack?
ow.
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)