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# Yes he is
He smashed down the Berlin Wall, reunited the Germanys, drove a talking car and beat up killer sharks. All while stumbling around looking for cheeseburgers.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# He's also maintained the same haircut for nearly 30 years,
that's some sort of super feat.

plus he played Nick Fury
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# The character of Nick Fury
is actually based on the Hoff's real-life exploits.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# including that time he inexplicably morphed
into Samuel L Jackson?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)