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[challenge entry] Did he fall over?

From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)

(Testicles just for you, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:24, archived)
# He's just drunk and they're holding him up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:28, archived)
# They're holding him back because he's in a furious drunken rage
and the one on the right is trying to put his shoe back on
(The Wigmeister, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:37, archived)
#
GAHH HES NOT A SUPERHERO IS HE ,
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# Hey! Don't Hassle the Hoff, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Yes he is
He smashed down the Berlin Wall, reunited the Germanys, drove a talking car and beat up killer sharks. All while stumbling around looking for cheeseburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# He's also maintained the same haircut for nearly 30 years,
that's some sort of super feat.

plus he played Nick Fury
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:02, archived)
# The character of Nick Fury
is actually based on the Hoff's real-life exploits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# including that time he inexplicably morphed
into Samuel L Jackson?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
#
Never heard of Night Rider then? :)
(Testicles just for you, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# he didnt have super powers
there for he is not a super hero..... his car was technologically advanced :P
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#
yes He had a super car. ;) Therefore he is both super and a hero and a drunk.
(Testicles just for you, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 21:03, archived)
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 19:43, archived)