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# coming soon: sam neill in 'jurassic disco'.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Swiftly followed by Meryl Streep in "Neolithic Jazz-Rock".
(commercial success not guaranteed)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# i don't know about that.
rowan atkinson's 'mesozoic stoic' miniseries was a minor hit.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# It certainly did better than "Andrew Sachs' Post-Modern Epicurian On A Unicycle".
Which was a bit of an acquired taste.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# it would have been better if they'd managed to cast precambrian dennehy as the lead.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Oh, yes.
I can see the scene now, as he gets beaten up by a frustrated security guard (played by Robin Askwith [ask yr mum]) for lighting up a cig in a supermarket.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# experts in labcoats have determined that the frustration virus is harboured by the tobacco plant.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# That'll explain
why my fists are currently balled up so tight they resemble dried peas and have the consistency of titanium.
And yet I couldn't fight my way out of a wet paper bag.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# goodness cretaceous, great balls of fist.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:58, archived)