Their numbers have gone into sharp decline in the past few yearsdue to widespread culls of their favourite food, the waltzing goat.
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Medieval goat herdersneeded to be vigilant for wild hippos attacking their livestock. This is recorded in some detail in the traditional fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Hippo"
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Not to mention the noticable shortage of condiminia strong enough to withstand their farting as they perch.
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Peasantswould grease the walls of their houses to stop the flocks of Roofbusters climbing up the drainpipes, resulting in national shortages of butter and causing the Butter Riots of 1386
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