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# BUY MY HIPPO!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# a mobile phone with a free hippo
now that's something I'd be interested in
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:16, archived)
# You know
Someone should set up a website where you could buy mobile get lcd, xbox , what ever you want is free.

Shame no one's thought of it, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# I've lost track of the number of phones I've lost
due to Hippo attacks.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Notorious telephiles, hippos.
Their latin name, translated, literally means "That which takes away your mobile communication device what you just got"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# they're part of the magpie family
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# The Anglo Saxons called them
"Stately Ravens", though in the latter part of the 13th C they became known by their now-common nickname "Roofbusters", due to the habit of entire flocks of hippos choosing a single roof to perch on, and damaging it in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# Their numbers have gone into sharp decline in the past few years
due to widespread culls of their favourite food, the waltzing goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Medieval goat herders
needed to be vigilant for wild hippos attacking their livestock. This is recorded in some detail in the traditional fairy tale "The Boy Who Cried Hippo"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Not to mention the noticable shortage of condiminia strong enough to withstand their farting as they perch.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Peasants
would grease the walls of their houses to stop the flocks of Roofbusters climbing up the drainpipes, resulting in national shortages of butter and causing the Butter Riots of 1386
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Or, better still,
someone should DDOS a site where you can buy mobile get....etc
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# if you gave away something like a laptop, lcd, xbox, camcorder etc as free deals
with every phone, you'd probably have no budget left for marketing
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:25, archived)
# WHAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# *glees*
Hippowagon:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# hahah, that looks like one hungry, hungry hippo.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# What about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# a crocotamus, or a hippodile? *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Seams hippo I think ...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hippocrocopig needs more pig
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
#
hip hip hurrah
(Zoidaroid, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:16, archived)