Now THIS incorporates several of my favourite things.
Sorry, I can't say what they actually are. I'm sensitive.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:40,
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And cigarettes.
OK, five things.
"Using cows instead of pigs, despite inviting criticism" was the non-obvious one.
Cos hey, what kind of lunatic tries to squeeze cheese out of cows rather than pigs?
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:47,
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Lemme guess...
Cheese, cows, hats and...uh...grass?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Tue 9 Mar 2010, 23:42,
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