Maybe
When the dog runs you can breathe normally, and when it stops running you have to go back into the coma. or something.
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Sexual Chocolate!,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02,
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Greyhounds would be very dangerous around rear opening hosptal type garmets.
You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it
Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit
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schrodingers cat now you see me, or not,
Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15,
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