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# Any ideas what this is?
Hi, me lurk here long time, but never posted. Just found this on my computer and have no idea where it came from. Is there anyone there who can tell me what in the name of Delmonte is going on here??? I NEED TO KNOW!
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# It's the FUTURE
"The greyhound is fitted with a harness that converts its lung movement into mechanical ventilation. The harness is non invasive and uses the dog’s rapid chest movement to pump a bellows that pushes air into the patient’s lungs.
A greyhound brought up in racing kennels usually suffers from separation anxiety after retirement. As an assistance dog, it is constantly connected to its owner by a trache tube and is never left alone.

The treadmill, using a mechanical lure that employs the dog’s previous training, functions as the interface and on/off switch."
www.revitalcohen.com/index.php?p=15
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:02, archived)
# You left out the best bit. It concludes:
"consequently, the rabbit explodes".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
# Thank god for that
I thought the Russians might be developing cyborg grayhounds. Cheers Tribs, I salute your knowledge of grayhound life support devices. Doesn't it mean if the dog dies, you die too though? You'd need at least two, in case the first one dies. (or two humans in case you died, if you're that way inclined)
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:44, archived)
# Hence the fucking rabbit, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:51, archived)
# either way, it is very important to do this sort of thing barefoot.
 
for safety.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:54, archived)
# TinEye is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:10, archived)
# I just showed this to the wife
And suggested we hook our rehomed greyhound up thus.

She pointed out that Greyhounds (and I can vouch for this) are very good at going flat out for 15 - 20min after which they like a nice big sleep. This bodes poorly for the patient...

At least they're thinking!
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:49, archived)
# Maybe
When the dog runs you can breathe normally, and when it stops running you have to go back into the coma. or something.
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# Also
Greyhounds would be very dangerous around rear opening hosptal type garmets.
You would likely die of fright from a wet pointy nose up the arse when you least expect it

Speaking from experience - fright, not the dying bit
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)
# Fig. 2
 


COMPLETE SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:40, archived)
# AN EXCITING NEW BUSINESS IS FORMED

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:41, archived)
# snakeskin-effect escalators into old mens' mouths?
You're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# CAN YOU FEEEULL TH' POWWAHHH?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:53, archived)
# SORRY I AM WORKING TOO HARD TO FEEL THE POWER PLEASE SPEAK TO MY ASSISTANT

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:56, archived)
# BUT WAIT, THERE COULD BE A CRAZY HUGE NUTSACK IN IT FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# I AM WILLING TO LISTEN TO YOUR PROPOSAL JUST MAKE SURE IT IS A GOOD ONE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:03, archived)
# She's lovely, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:38, archived)
# 12 kinds of awesome!
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 5:47, archived)
# DP,
if you use the word "awesome" again,

a horde of b3tans will make sure you can only ever regard a Goatse pic through the hard-won psychological lens of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. Right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:00, archived)
# radical.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# It's awesome to be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:03, archived)
# Shush, you.
You're too scarred-up to even notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:06, archived)
# YO LATER DUDE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:15, archived)
# Jeez, touchy.
Didn't mean to cause offence, I only said it once. Is there something about the "a" word that is evil on B3ta?
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:07, archived)
# Not particularly.
But the aurora borealis is awesome.

The awful earthquakes that've hit Haiti and Chile were awesome.

We couldn't give a cunting fuck what language you deploy here, as long as you give it a bit of thought. Babe.

There will never be an awesome post on b3ta or anywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:14, archived)
# (Obligatory dictionary definition)
from collins dictionary:
adj
1. inspiring or displaying awe,
2. (Slang) excellent or outstanding

I was only trying to pay Rapitinui a compliment on his picture - the awe came from my first picture posted on B3ta being photoshopped so quickly and I found it to be both excellent and outstanding. What can I say, I'm easily awed. Sorry if it shows.
(Sexual Chocolate!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:35, archived)
# hahahaha
Very good example of someone standing up for himself. I approve (not that it matters a fuck whether I approve or not.)

Now, would you kindly apply a bit of your clear and obvious linguistic sense to your future posts?

And, by the way, it's not literally true that a bunch of men are going to wreak calamity upon your rectum if you deploy the "a" word again.

We'll all be elsewhere, dotted about the continents.

It'll happen on a "drip-drip" basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 6:47, archived)
# And, of course, we await with bated breath
your idea of what "12 kinds of awesome" could possibly mean.

You've provided one (1) satisfactory definition so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 7:14, archived)
# RELEASE THE AWESOME
 
IT IS NICE TO BE NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Artz
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:22, archived)