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# When Sam and Frodo looked like they were going to kiss
I shouted out 'GAY!'

Everyone laughed.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21, archived)
# I trust you do this in every film?
There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.

20 GOTO 10.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Not every film, only when necessary.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35, archived)
# There's no point in doing things in half-measures.
Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, archived)
# I had a conversation with my mate on the phone,
who was sitting four chairs away from me the other day.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I bet you won't admit to being a paedophile, though.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I'll see your bet and raise you an orphan.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)