Choose a driver with the diction of the elephant man
Preferable. On a tube heading to Paddington yesterday to try to meet someone who turned up an hour later than they said they would to go to a pub we couldnt get to (yes, you, you know who you are....) the driver was almost psychopathically chirpy, merrily listing the lines closed, the restricted services, where to get the replacement busses and blurting out 'all change, all change' like a care bear on happy pills. It was very, very disturbing.
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Mon 15 Mar 2010, 11:14,
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