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# VEGONICLE MAN

The first human being to have 63% of his bodyparts replaced by vegetables.

Wielding the power of Statistic Electricity™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# that 63% figure is misleading.
technically there are fruits and legumes in there as well, and though they are part of the vegetable kingdom (i'm a viscount there, for reals), most people don't commonly think of them as vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Your secret is safe with me, viscount bear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Pineapple! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
# They're commonly evil, but I love them for it

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Yeah better than those do-gooder oranges
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# evil pineapple
but tasty
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)