Why were they called out? Being drunk in your own home is not a crime.
I should know. I'm drunk enough to cockslap a female copper right now, and it's only 4 in the afternoon!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:13,
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you know what you have to do
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:15,
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Call 999?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21,
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and ask for the sexy police
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:28,
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