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# Hulk Merchant
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Oh jolly good show!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# hahaha
fab

man with no eyes hits copper with cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:01, archived)
# "Man assaulted female police officer with penis "
Surely a police offer with a penis is male ?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# *checks logic*
You're right, you know!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# It'll be long long time before the BBC uses the phrase 'dickslap' in a headline
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hahaha
POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dinglebert Slappdyback.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Ah yes, a guest on that 'classic' edition of Parkinson...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Doesn't say it was attached
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# if he was sitting down..then stood up and tried to hit her in the face with his cock
it's either

A: a midget cop
B: he did some kind of jump attack
C: he has a fuckin' massive shlong :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# He could have stood on the sofa, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I'm thinking B: he did some kind of jump attack from the sofa arm
POW!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)
# or she was sitting on the sofa when he got up
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I demand a Korean reconstruction right now!
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:32, archived)
# we need to try out a few re-enactments of this
cf - you can be the policelady. Now then - who wants to be the guy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Did I already mention how drunk I am?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# WHAT'S YOUR MOTIVATION
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I've got my own uniform
Now who's been a naughty boy then

*bends at the knees*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# *monacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:47, archived)
# The Greek Hero?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:54, archived)
# haha
incredible
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Why were they called out? Being drunk in your own home is not a crime.
I should know. I'm drunk enough to cockslap a female copper right now, and it's only 4 in the afternoon!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# you know what you have to do
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Call 999?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:21, archived)
# and ask for the sexy police
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Ta Griffy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# sorry for the TJ!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# :D
Nice one, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers JP!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:17, archived)
# superb 'shop
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahah
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Ta matey!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Nice :D
(herman:D, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Always on top form, Ninj
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# You're too kind sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# top shop
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Ta Sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:19, archived)
# hahahah! Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Cheers Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)
# thats
rather good
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)
# wahey....good mix
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Ta Elvis!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Sorry, it set me off laughing so I made a couple of little changes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PaulP it's my lol comedy account, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:44, archived)
# I can't see why everyone is congratulating you over this.
You clearly haven't photoshopped anything, you've just got Stephen Merchant to dress up as Hulk Hogan.
Where's the skill in that?
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hai Moley sir!!!!


:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)