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# I didn't get this compo, did I?


and so to bed.*


* just remembered I had more wine. Yay!
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Surely more apposite than opposite.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# I knew I was going wrong somewhere
Let's just say I'm the world's biggest U2 fan.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Now there's a dubious brown shadow if ever I saw one.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# I'm prepared to pretend.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Also
"National Geographic" WTF!?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# "The Bono Problem" in a nutshell.
Mon cher ombre brun, c'est la probleme entire, exactement.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Mais non!
Seulement pour la compo.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# L'ironie n'est pas extensible a l'infini.
Which is ironic in itself, cos U2 snapped irony beyond repair the first time they tried to use it, in 1990.
And it was embarrassing even then, even to dim kids.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# The irony is complete.
I have hated U2 since I was a kid. I am annoyed by people telling me something's "so wonderful". I heard it, I didn't like it much. I went back to my eighties reggae. They brow beat me. I just got less interested. You know how it goes. I quite like the stuff I liked then but I still hate U2.

The moral: Cunts are everywhere.

(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:40, archived)
# Oh, no! You blinked.
Kudos, though, for cracking.

Your prize:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgNsps7k30

(Apologies, it's been edited unkindly but I can't be arsed to do the proper delving. Best/worst guitar break ever recorded, sadly chopped out of this clip)
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Oh come on.
who wouldn't find that, at least, amusing.

Compare
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDkBzkA9L4s
and contrast.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Still waiting for the Bonzos to load here with this dongle.
I'll give yr link a go after. *EDIT* Perhaps not.

Question, though: D'you like Sizzla?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Never heard of him
But the links G**gle provided sounded interesting. I'll listen some more.

Thanks.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:17, archived)
# "No Other Like Jah" was nearly 80s, maybe '92.
But my favourite from Jamaica since the 70s.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:19, archived)
# there's a compo (in the thames)?
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9964394
www.b3ta.com/board/9964394
(for your convenience)
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# I have some rum
I have no mixer
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Perfect breakfast.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Not even milk?
(And if you still have a hangover, it'll cure it neat)
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# :S milk
I have milk but I think it goes green or something
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# Rum and chocolate milk is top
The alcohol may kill the green. :D
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# you sound a bit like my
Vduck4
newly created friend here who looks remarkably similar to an earlier thing
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# certainly looks like a good ad for rum & chocolate milk.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:38, archived)
# hmm well i have some custard powder and im going to try
edit : yay im still alive... I dont know what curdle is but i think it didnt curdle
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Just say no!
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# I'm waiting for it to curdle in my stomach
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:43, archived)
# In the right circumstances,
that's a chat-up line in the James Bond class.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# ahh
www.b3ta.com/board/9962654
the chance to use the same thing within the space of 24 hours
yay
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:54, archived)
# :)
but only for the girls.

Edit: Not that I'm discounting boys who do that kind of thing, just that they don't fit into the Bond genre.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:55, archived)
# ok now this is a bit contrived
Bond
edit : on second thinkings this no scan correct
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:09, archived)
# So it would seam.
(Sorry)
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:20, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:38, archived)
# rum is a mixer
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# I have been working allong this theme
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:27, archived)
# True.
It's the cleaning products that really do the damage.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# so is urine.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:44, archived)
# AND SO IS BLOOD. AND PAIN.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# GIMME A DOUBLE PAIN AND DESPAIR, ON THE ROCKS
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 2:53, archived)
# i already offered up that balloonman link.
if that isn't despair, then i am lost.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 3:03, archived)