
Tie her up, tell her all the naughty things you're going to do to her, then buggering off down the pub. :D
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:50,
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I'd use rope not pens and stop putting things in my bra.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:53,
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Lie back, you will feel very little once the drugs kick in....
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:01,
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but you will have to stay here until payment has cleared.
I've made space in my attic, the evil twin causes little to no bother these days. Tho she can be a bit bitey....
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:05,
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I've made space in my attic, the evil twin causes little to no bother these days. Tho she can be a bit bitey....

YEah but if she was goingh out with me her best friend would probably be the pub:P
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:06,
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then you can have two.
Finish the one you have first before asking for more - as my mum would say.
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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Finish the one you have first before asking for more - as my mum would say.

but isn't the point that they satisfy each other first?
Then everything else is a bonus!
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Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:32,
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Then everything else is a bonus!