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# Aww lookit how adorable he is!
But if I were that reptile I would be most unhappy at the ratio of croissant:wine.
MOST UNHAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# wine with breakfast?
in that case he's still got the whole day to get sloshed
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# See, that's always been my argument
that's always been my argumentabout Smug Bloke. I am sure he's swilling orange juice not wine. That glass is far too ordinary for such a Smug Bloke to chug his white wine with. That plus he has croissant and coffee and with his morning paper it is patently clear it is breakfast time at Smug Bloke Towers.
/pointless yet hopefully entertaining rant blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I always assumed he was French
which kind of explained why he had wine for breakfast. And the whiff of garlic. And the inherent punchableness.
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