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[challenge entry] I met Smug Lizard on my holidays.

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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Are you a giant, or is smug lizard little?
or is smug lizard little?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# one is closer to the camera
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# :D
One is small... but the other one is far away
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# its no good
i still don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# OK, one last time.
one last time.The hand is small... and the lizard is far away. Small... far away... ah forget it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I've heard about these cults Ted
lot's of people wearing black, talking about how the messiah is going to return and save them
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# That's the great thing about
Catholicism. It's so vague and no one really knows what it's about.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I'm normal sized, but my hands are massive
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ?
jeremylent.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/homunculus.png
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# precisely
homunculi are cool
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# haha
I love little lizards and geckos and the like and while I'm sure that isn't one, I love the work 'skink'

edit: ooh it might be

*waits for the reptlianazis*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I think it's just a lizard, but 'skink' is a wonderful word.
There were loads of them and they seemed to rather enjoy my croissant crumbs. Much fun was had.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# go on - make me jealous
where've you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Madeira
last summer. Lots of old people.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# And lizards.
Lizards make everything better.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Sometimes, they're hard to tell apart.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# That is indeed true.
I shall bear that in mind the next time I go to the old people's home. Or the zoo.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I have recently started considering Madeira as somewhere relaxing and sunny to go
but then they ruined it by ordering the wrong kind of weather
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# pfft
yes. it is lovely, especially if you want to go somewhere nice and sunny that has almost no possibility of 18-30 type scum shouting in the streets and smashing bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)
# IT'S BACK IN THE RUNNING!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I'm not sure what the situation there is at the moment, with flood damage etc
but it is really pretty, has some rather magnificent hotels (for acceptable prices, though others that are too posh), the fish/seafood is excellent, and they have a tradition of serving "steak on the stone" which consists of a mostly raw steak served with a superheated volcanic rock, so you cut bits of and cook them to your taste. Most tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# O_O
that sounds utterly wonderful!

nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I would imagine most things there will be cheaper as a result of the flood.
Disasters = BARGAINS

I've just booked up to go to Haiti for a fortnight.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# take a hat
a hard one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Ooh, yum.
So is 'Steak Madeira' actually madeiran, or was it made up by foreigners who don't know the trick with the rock? (Admittedly I do prefer it made with Mavrodaphne).
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I'm not familiar with steak madeira
but googling suggests it may just be steak with Madeiran sauce... don't know.

The rock thing would never work in britain... imagine the outrage:

"CHILD BURNS FACE ON HOT ROCK IN RESTAURANT"
"RAW STEAK SERVED IN RESTAURANTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE DANGEROUS TO HEALTH"
"MAN BURNS COCK ON ROCK, SAYS: BRING BACK BRITISH TRADITIONS"

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ROCK IMMIGRANTS FOUND LIVING IN WHEELIE BINS
HOUSE PRICES CRASH AFTER SHOCK NEWS
IN OTHER NEWS, CURE FOR CANCER ALSO CAUSES CANCER

now I'm going (deep breath) outside
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# MADEIRA ROCK SCANDAL CAUSES CAPITAL LETTER SHOR
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# All this and lizards too!
I wish to join in this reptile love-in. Reptiles (and amphibians) are the bees knees.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Likewise
lizards are fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I think it's why there are so many lizards. Lizards hate proles, and wouldn't be seen dead in Agia Napa or Ibiza
More lizards:

s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606303/lizard1.jpg
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606354/lizard2.jpg
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606364/lizard3.jpg
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606374/lizard4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# excellent lizardry

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# he go nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Yes I'd like some Madeira cake please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)
# I do like Madeira wine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Yes, cake and wine please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I love cake and wine days!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# I hope that lizard could swim
and was not weighed down too much by wine and croissant.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I've been there recently
I didn't see lizards, but did see a dislocated knee
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# There are similarities.
After my recent knee surgery when I got the bandages finally off the skin underneath looked remarkably scaly.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# *calls David Icke*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)
# Lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard..
Is there a Geko in here?....
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Geckos are lovely
my ex had one, but he had some disease that meant his feet were all manky
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# did he catch it off the gecko?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# *giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)
# cheeky boy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Chortle..
**
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)
# My sister
has a water dragon, two gheckos, a chameleon and a tortoise.
Quite the reptile house.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)
# I would love to have one myself.
But I can hardly take care of my cats and finches let alone providing for rarified reptile needs :( We nearly got ourselves a tarantula once but the kids wouldn't let us.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)
# My sister has a tarantula too
but it was an accident - it is a baby tarantula that came in a box of crickets for the dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I wanted a tarantula
we got two cats instead
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# if they're black ones you could just velcro them together
instant catarantula
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# They're not that hard once you have the tank sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# I think it's the logistical problems more than anything.
Both Mr Bunny and I are very busy creatures and often away for days on end. The cats can more or less take care of themselves as the neighbour leaves food for them but finding temporary sitters for my finches is hard enough and all they really need is seed and water top-ups.

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)
# You didn't colour the lizard though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)
# eh?
what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Alt-compo is "colour the lizard"
b3ta.com/challenge/lizard/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)
# oh right
I was hoping it was just "lizards"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)
# na it's dig up other shit challenges..and *nods off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)
# that's the way to do it.
combat a shite challenge with a fucking shite challenge.

in other news, congratulations on midweek. Not great on the face of it, but it's probably the most positive step your lot have taken all season :)

Edit: midweek? Yesterday. My head's up my arse today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I don't think much of either of them, I just did a token alt-compo entry because I like to pretend I'm rebelious.
Why not think up a Ctrl-Alt Compo, the prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I suggested it because it was the worst possible idea I could imagine :(
Until I saw this compo, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Photoshop the echidna.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1856
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)
# Possible Nsfw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)
# I love how the only reply is completely unrelated to the frankly traumatising image.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# well I laughed
: D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Aww lookit how adorable he is!
But if I were that reptile I would be most unhappy at the ratio of croissant:wine.
MOST UNHAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)
# wine with breakfast?
in that case he's still got the whole day to get sloshed
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)
# See, that's always been my argument
that's always been my argumentabout Smug Bloke. I am sure he's swilling orange juice not wine. That glass is far too ordinary for such a Smug Bloke to chug his white wine with. That plus he has croissant and coffee and with his morning paper it is patently clear it is breakfast time at Smug Bloke Towers.
/pointless yet hopefully entertaining rant blog
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I always assumed he was French
which kind of explained why he had wine for breakfast. And the whiff of garlic. And the inherent punchableness.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Nicely!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)
# David yikes!

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
[challenge entry] that's one mighty croissant!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)
# likes...
lovely stuff..
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:22, archived)
# great animating
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Little bastard...
(twattybanjo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:23, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Ta.
Quick and dirty but you get the idea.
(twattybanjo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
#
Didn't anybody teach him not to nom the hand that feeds.
(Duckspeak Quacked, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha Pearoast
(twattybanjo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)