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I met Smug Lizard on my holidays.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:46, archived)

Are you a giant, or is smug lizard little?

or is smug lizard little?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

one is closer to the camera

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

One is small... but the other one is far away

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)

its no good

i still don't get it

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)

OK, one last time.

one last time.The hand is small... and the lizard is far away. Small... far away... ah forget it! :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

I've heard about these cults Ted

lot's of people wearing black, talking about how the messiah is going to return and save them

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)

That's the great thing about

Catholicism. It's so vague and no one really knows what it's about.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)

I'm normal sized, but my hands are massive

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

jeremylent.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/homunculus.png

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)

precisely

homunculi are cool

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)

haha

I love little lizards and geckos and the like and while I'm sure that isn't one, I love the work 'skink'

edit: ooh it might be

*waits for the reptlianazis*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:48, archived)

I think it's just a lizard, but 'skink' is a wonderful word.

There were loads of them and they seemed to rather enjoy my croissant crumbs. Much fun was had.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)

go on - make me jealous

where've you been?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

Madeira

last summer. Lots of old people.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

And lizards.

Lizards make everything better.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)

Sometimes, they're hard to tell apart.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

That is indeed true.

I shall bear that in mind the next time I go to the old people's home. Or the zoo.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)

I have recently started considering Madeira as somewhere relaxing and sunny to go

but then they ruined it by ordering the wrong kind of weather

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)

pfft

yes. it is lovely, especially if you want to go somewhere nice and sunny that has almost no possibility of 18-30 type scum shouting in the streets and smashing bottles.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:00, archived)

IT'S BACK IN THE RUNNING!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:01, archived)

I'm not sure what the situation there is at the moment, with flood damage etc

but it is really pretty, has some rather magnificent hotels (for acceptable prices, though others that are too posh), the fish/seafood is excellent, and they have a tradition of serving "steak on the stone" which consists of a mostly raw steak served with a superheated volcanic rock, so you cut bits of and cook them to your taste. Most tasty.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)

O_O

that sounds utterly wonderful!

nice one!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

I would imagine most things there will be cheaper as a result of the flood.

Disasters = BARGAINS

I've just booked up to go to Haiti for a fortnight.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)

take a hat

a hard one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

Ooh, yum.

So is 'Steak Madeira' actually madeiran, or was it made up by foreigners who don't know the trick with the rock? (Admittedly I do prefer it made with Mavrodaphne).

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

I'm not familiar with steak madeira

but googling suggests it may just be steak with Madeiran sauce... don't know.

The rock thing would never work in britain... imagine the outrage:

"CHILD BURNS FACE ON HOT ROCK IN RESTAURANT"
"RAW STEAK SERVED IN RESTAURANTS MAY OR MAY NOT BE DANGEROUS TO HEALTH"
"MAN BURNS COCK ON ROCK, SAYS: BRING BACK BRITISH TRADITIONS"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)

ROCK IMMIGRANTS FOUND LIVING IN WHEELIE BINS

HOUSE PRICES CRASH AFTER SHOCK NEWS
IN OTHER NEWS, CURE FOR CANCER ALSO CAUSES CANCER

now I'm going (deep breath) outside

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

MADEIRA ROCK SCANDAL CAUSES CAPITAL LETTER SHOR

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)

All this and lizards too!

I wish to join in this reptile love-in. Reptiles (and amphibians) are the bees knees.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

Likewise

lizards are fucking awesome

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:20, archived)

I think it's why there are so many lizards. Lizards hate proles, and wouldn't be seen dead in Agia Napa or Ibiza

More lizards:

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s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606354/lizard2.jpg
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606364/lizard3.jpg
s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/44577/1269606374/lizard4.jpg

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)

\o/

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)

excellent lizardry

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)

he go nom nom

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)

Yes I'd like some Madeira cake please.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:02, archived)

I do like Madeira wine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)

Yes, cake and wine please.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)

I love cake and wine days!

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)

I hope that lizard could swim

and was not weighed down too much by wine and croissant.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

Basingstoke

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

I've been there recently

I didn't see lizards, but did see a dislocated knee

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)

There are similarities.

After my recent knee surgery when I got the bandages finally off the skin underneath looked remarkably scaly.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)

*calls David Icke*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:51, archived)

Lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard, lizard..

Is there a Geko in here?....

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)

Geckos are lovely

my ex had one, but he had some disease that meant his feet were all manky

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)

did he catch it off the gecko?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)

*giggle*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:59, archived)

cheeky boy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:04, archived)

hahaha

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:05, archived)

Chortle..

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:12, archived)

My sister

has a water dragon, two gheckos, a chameleon and a tortoise.
Quite the reptile house.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:13, archived)

I would love to have one myself.

But I can hardly take care of my cats and finches let alone providing for rarified reptile needs :( We nearly got ourselves a tarantula once but the kids wouldn't let us.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:17, archived)

My sister has a tarantula too

but it was an accident - it is a baby tarantula that came in a box of crickets for the dragon!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

I wanted a tarantula

we got two cats instead

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

if they're black ones you could just velcro them together

instant catarantula

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)

hahaha

*fears*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)

They're not that hard once you have the tank sorted.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

I think it's the logistical problems more than anything.

Both Mr Bunny and I are very busy creatures and often away for days on end. The cats can more or less take care of themselves as the neighbour leaves food for them but finding temporary sitters for my finches is hard enough and all they really need is seed and water top-ups.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:27, archived)

You didn't colour the lizard though :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:49, archived)

eh?

what have I missed?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:52, archived)

Alt-compo is "colour the lizard"

b3ta.com/challenge/lizard/

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:53, archived)

oh right

I was hoping it was just "lizards"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:56, archived)

na it's dig up other shit challenges..and *nods off*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:58, archived)

that's the way to do it.

combat a shite challenge with a fucking shite challenge.

in other news, congratulations on midweek. Not great on the face of it, but it's probably the most positive step your lot have taken all season :)

Edit: midweek? Yesterday. My head's up my arse today.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)

I don't think much of either of them, I just did a token alt-compo entry because I like to pretend I'm rebelious.

Why not think up a Ctrl-Alt Compo, the prodge?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:03, archived)

I suggested it because it was the worst possible idea I could imagine :(

Until I saw this compo, anyway.

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zeltergiset, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:06, archived)

Photoshop the echidna.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:08, archived)

b3ta.com/board/1856

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:10, archived)

Possible Nsfw.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:11, archived)

I love how the only reply is completely unrelated to the frankly traumatising image.

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zeltergiset, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:19, archived)

well I laughed

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)

Aww lookit how adorable he is!

But if I were that reptile I would be most unhappy at the ratio of croissant:wine.
MOST UNHAPPY.

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:50, archived)

wine with breakfast?

in that case he's still got the whole day to get sloshed

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:14, archived)

See, that's always been my argument

that's always been my argumentabout Smug Bloke. I am sure he's swilling orange juice not wine. That glass is far too ordinary for such a Smug Bloke to chug his white wine with. That plus he has croissant and coffee and with his morning paper it is patently clear it is breakfast time at Smug Bloke Towers.
/pointless yet hopefully entertaining rant blog

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:21, archived)

I always assumed he was French

which kind of explained why he had wine for breakfast. And the whiff of garlic. And the inherent punchableness.

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)

Hahahaha...

Nicely!

*Click*

:D

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