My mate's son once came back from school with only one shoe, and my mate gave him utter shit for it'Jon, you don't just lose one shoe - either you lose both or you don't lose either - that's why you tie them together when you're doing swimming ... ' rar rar rar.
That evening they went to the cinema, and my mate lost his hat.
His son said 'Dad, you don't just lose your hat, you put it in your pocket ... ' rar rar rar
He said the simultaneous pride and embarrassment he felt would never be understood by non-parents, but I think he did quite well.
(That evening they went to the cinema, and my mate lost his hat.
His son said 'Dad, you don't just lose your hat, you put it in your pocket ... ' rar rar rar
He said the simultaneous pride and embarrassment he felt would never be understood by non-parents, but I think he did quite well.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:11,
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hahaha!i've lost one of each of 2 pairs of slippers, leaving me with a white one and a brown one with the front end of a cow on it.
i still wear them, they're comfy!
(i still wear them, they're comfy!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:15,
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aww, one is cowone is milk
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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even my feet aren't that big Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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this whole scenario has made me think of Eastenders Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 26 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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