Just tune that radio in to 693/909AM, wait 'til 9:04, and start twanging yrself off to Nikki Campbell's phone-in victims.
Alternatively, stay in bed, go to work, or live elsewhere.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 4:57,
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I prefer to wait 'til 9.25.
Real, live, chavs on kyle gets me sooo hot.
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4Q just lurking,
Mon 29 Mar 2010, 5:00,
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