my mate lost both her parents due to alcoholher dad choked to death on a sausage whilst pissed and her mum, similarly pissed, fell over and cracked her skull open
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Mon 29 Mar 2010, 22:51,
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can you imagine choking on a sausage?at least when my mate died, it was instant. central reservation + head = very dead.
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Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:05,
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