Did you try behind the sofa?
That's where everything is.
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on,
Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:49,
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Of course,
any responsible citizen would take that sculpture and cave someone's skull in with it.
But you just can't get the staff these days.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 1 Apr 2010, 0:50,
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