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# It's only when you're all grown up
that you realise what a creepy old man he was.

But this pic is clickworthy! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# He
basically went on TV and beat up Parkinson. Imagine if he'd done it without the puppet.

Had a massive willy, apparently- at his funeral, lots of unknown ex lady friends turned up.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:22, archived)
# and he gave grotbags a portion
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Eeeeew
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# yes, she said so.
is it wrong that she gave me special feelings in my willy?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Yes it is
I'm glad we've had this productive debate
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# she has that anne widdicombe thing going on
am I the only one who finds that erotic?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I'm surprised they managed to get to the funeral
what with being blind and crippled.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)