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[challenge entry] Whip that motha!

From the Remaking Films With Animals challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(Testicles just for you, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Found him!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
i love sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Indiana Jaws
(said with woolyback accent)
(JoePesky, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:26, archived)
# damn! I can't even tell where the added elements were so seamlessly incorporated into the original
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:27, archived)
# So it would seam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# What to do is tineye for the source then toggle between the two to spot the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Shark :DD
(herman:D, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# :D
Damn, he's good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:33, archived)
# haha
quality!
(JoePesky, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:35, archived)
# according to my extensive research
sharks don't use their eyelids
and as such, wouldn't be able to avert their gaze when the ark was opened by the Nazis.
= Plot hole + melting sharks!
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# he would use his nictitating membranes
so there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:36, archived)
# hah, my rebuttal sir:
The nictitating membrane (from Latin nictare, to blink) is a transparent or translucent third eyelid present in some animals that can be drawn across the eye for protection and to moisten the eye while also keeping visibility
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)
# yes, but
"drawn across the eye FOR PROTECTION"
thus clearly helping in the melty-face stakes.
also, i'm not a sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Last bit = trufax.
Smash is a lady.

My knowledge on sharks, their eyelids & melty faces is limited, so I feel unable to comment on such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# i know a great deal about sharks
having been utterly obsessed with them since the age of 5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I know Roy Scheider's your go-to-guy when big fish eat little people, but I steer clear of their domain & would expect the same courtesy when I'm whizzing round Tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# he was, until he died
i may actually go and watch jaws now for the hundred-and-somethingth time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Farewell & adieu to you, fair Smashy Lady..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# nighty night!
i wish i was from spain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Las senoras Inglesas son bonitas.
Buenas noches!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# :(
I concede. Enough of this Victorian shark banter.
apologies for the gender re-assignment
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# no apologies necessary
just don't get me started on sharks, you won't win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# :D
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)