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# yes, but
'drawn across the eye FOR PROTECTION'
thus clearly helping in the melty-face stakes.
also, i'm not a sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# Last bit = trufax.
Smash is a lady.

My knowledge on sharks, their eyelids & melty faces is limited, so I feel unable to comment on such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# i know a great deal about sharks
having been utterly obsessed with them since the age of 5
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:50, archived)
# I know Roy Scheider's your go-to-guy when big fish eat little people, but I steer clear of their domain & would expect the same courtesy when I'm whizzing round Tescos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:53, archived)
# he was, until he died
i may actually go and watch jaws now for the hundred-and-somethingth time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Farewell & adieu to you, fair Smashy Lady..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# nighty night!
i wish i was from spain!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Las senoras Inglesas son bonitas.
Buenas noches!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# :(
I concede. Enough of this Victorian shark banter.
apologies for the gender re-assignment
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:46, archived)
# no apologies necessary
just don't get me started on sharks, you won't win ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48, archived)
# :D
(Spikey, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:54, archived)