Choose standing around in marshes, puddling your beak through the water in search of frogs, nothing more than an embarrassment to the fluffy, big-footed-freaks you hatched to replace yourself.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 2 Apr 2010, 0:48,
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Ha! Mind piss! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 2 Apr 2010, 1:41,
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