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# i could do something with him
just give me 2 hours, some decent stock and a few nice veggies...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# lo smash
how the devil are ya?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:15, archived)
# not bad, not bad
got woken up by a couple of elderly jehovah's this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:18, archived)
# I hope you answered the door in a state of almost undressedness
I like to do that, and then tell them that I'm a Scientologist.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:24, archived)
# i was rather scantily dressed
they said they were bringing the word of jehovah. i replied "everybody knows that the bird is the word" and shut the door on them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:27, archived)
# :D
that reminds me of that Family Guy episode
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:33, archived)
# yep
watched it the other night, which was the reason for the answer i gave them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# one of my favourites
'...a headline regarding mass awareness of an avian variety'
'What are you talking about?
'Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard.'
'Heard what?'
'BRIAN, DON'T!'

Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:42, archived)
# one of my favourites is on tonight
to love and die in dixie
"it's even in my raccoon wounds!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 18:46, archived)