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# damn narwhals!
you know it was his fault, spreading lies about the shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# They're the Unicorns of the sea. Never trust a unicorn, damn tricksy fellows
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# although they did invent the shish kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# it's why the
whales came.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# i had no idea whales were so kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# They have a mouth so large they can deep throat a submarine (which is long and hard and full of seamen)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# that's just showing off
then again, sperms are probably the same size as some types of plankton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# They sometimes get stuck in their teeth
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# they need a baleen brush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)