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# I drew a T-Rex on a skateboard.... firing lasers out of his eyes..... at a shark..... which is flying using rockets...... while a Narwhal watches.
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(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Looks familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:31, archived)
# I posted the line art a few months ago, I've only just gotten around to scanning it at a decent resolution and colouring it
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:34, archived)
# The T-Rex is listening to Take That,
and zaps the shark for listening to Savage Garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:33, archived)
# It only takes a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
They recording their new album down the road from me, with Robbie apparently.
Nope, I wasn't very interested either
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# Meh
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# The Narwhal's listening to Joy Division.
Which is quite unusual for a Narwhal. They normally stick to Depeche Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# This one does an awesome Karaoke version of "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" too, strange
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Yay! Gratuitous Meat Loaf mention deserves a repost!
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I hope he paid for that fuel.
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# Something about roses in the pale moonlight
or dancing or something. I've forgotten the lyrics.

If I die now, my last post will have been really shit. :(
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# damn narwhals!
you know it was his fault, spreading lies about the shark!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:35, archived)
# They're the Unicorns of the sea. Never trust a unicorn, damn tricksy fellows
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:36, archived)
# although they did invent the shish kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:38, archived)
# it's why the
whales came.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:40, archived)
# i had no idea whales were so kinky
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:41, archived)
# They have a mouth so large they can deep throat a submarine (which is long and hard and full of seamen)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# that's just showing off
then again, sperms are probably the same size as some types of plankton
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# They sometimes get stuck in their teeth
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# they need a baleen brush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:51, archived)
# HA HA HA
YEAH ROCKET SHARK TAKE THAT!

I don't want to nit pic BUT - That T-Rex totally need some shorts on or I'll see his wiener.
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# only because you're really looking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:39, archived)
# Dinophillia!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# well, t-rex needs someone to give him a wank
he can't reach it himself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Does he pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:49, archived)
# not really, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:52, archived)
# This is why they became extinct.
Melancholy. He couldn't wash it, and the hand jobs dried up, leading to wistful thinking on cliff edges in the Jurassic.
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# they could have tried
jamming it between the plates on a stegosaurus' back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:53, archived)
# They would have
but I was there, doing it caveman style.
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# you use your powers to give executive relief to dinosaurs?
i can't imagine why superman never thought to do that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Yeah
Superman was stoopit.
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# it doesn't matter now
he's just as dead as the dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)
# It's ok, he lost it in an accident during the war. That's why he took to crime fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:42, archived)
# It's ok, he lost it?!
Since when is losing your penis 'ok'?!!
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# It gave him new resolve and stopped scaring concerned B3ta posters
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Kzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapooooooooow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:43, archived)
# and backgrounds....! Ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:44, archived)
# My reasoning was "why not" :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 22:46, archived)
# now this is awesome.
more of this sort of thing.
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# Done and done
thank you for my lovely new background :D
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