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# I reckon I could do six hundred shots of beer in a couple of hours.
Actually, not really. A friend of mine told me that 100 shots in an hour is called a 'Centurion'. They used to do it at university and apparently it's really difficult. Though she went to Cambridge, so the jury's out on how tough it really is.

But, you know, I'd attempt six Centurions in a row if it were free.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:09, archived)
# i wish i could still drink like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i rather put those shots all together in pints and have a relaxing evening at my own pace
drinking games are just a touch desperate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:13, archived)
# I completely agree.
But that's what I said to her - I reckon a shot of beer per minute is sort of the speed I'd drink anyway. She claimed that that's what everyone thinks and it gets on top of you.

We spiralled off into the whole Cool Hand Luke thing. I mean, I reckon I could eat 50 boiled eggs in an hour, piece of piss. Though having said that, once you're there with the eggs I imagine it's a different proposition altogether.

And fuck me, if I don't like eggs and beer. I'm vegetarian. It's pretty much all I've got. That and being a sanctimonous cunt, obviously. That's just mandatory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I once drank a bottle of scotch
in under 15 minutes for a bet. I can not begin to tell you how ill-advised that was. I won the bet but feared I might die.
I hallucinated dogs biting my face.

But.. I was already drunk when I took the bet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Everything seems so much easier when you're already drunk.
Driving, operating industrial machinery, formulating business plans with complete strangers, stuff like that.

Seriously though, I'm amazed you're still alive. Actually, you might be dead right now. Though if this were heaven it'd be pretty shit. Not that heaven's real, of course. But let's not get into all that. Nobody needs theology this early on a Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:28, archived)
# haha.
Is that a double bluff to get me off on one of my theological rants? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, no.
Probably best to leave it. You'll type and type and type and then get no reply and it'll be all wasted. Unless you have a bank of pre-written cacophonous tirades about how organised religion is a massive cunt and cause for a whole load of shit in the world that doesn't really need to happen to paste.

In which case have a preempted 'I like this'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:41, archived)
# i'm sure
they did the boiled eggs thing on mythbusters.
it didn't go well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:23, archived)
# They did it on Jackass too.
There was much vomiting. Egg vomiting. Imagine puking up a semi-omelette. Cooked at 37 degrees for about a minute. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:32, archived)
# oh shit, i remember that
it made me puke, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:34, archived)