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# And shred their hands to fuck whilst doing so.
I had beautiful hands. Fucking Scandinavia.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:55, archived)
# i had no trouble with mine
except the computer desk. the slidey pull-out bit was beyond my level of patience, so i asked my mate to do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Fucking Scandinavia.... now that's a series of porn films I'd watch!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Apparently Finland isn't part of Scandinavia.
I never knew that. Being a massive racist I assumed they were all the fucking same.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Blonde and leggy?
Isn't that what Scandinavians are
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I knew that
Call them Scandinavian and they get all uppity.
And my personal Scandinavian is indeed blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:05, archived)
# And leggy, I bet.
Like a spider. Or an octopus. Though the latter would probably stray into tentacle territory.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:07, archived)
# I'd bet leggy as well.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:09, archived)
# I'll avoid detailing her physical characteristics
but I can confirm that she does indeed have legs. Two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Ok, now I have the horn.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:18, archived)
# I'm Scandinavian
but not blonde or leggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)
# You're ginger and angry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I'm not angy.
I just like punching people. It's therapeutic.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:23, archived)
# According to Wiki it can be.
As can Iceland and the Faroes
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 11 Apr 2010, 1:15, archived)