what about a cat?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:39,
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abrasive tonguenice
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:40,
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although cats are more likely to chew your knackers Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:42,
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de-teeth the catmonths prior though, the last thing any bloke would want is a bloody faced moggy gumming on his man danglers
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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this is making me laughrather more than it should
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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i wish there wasa pussy licking my balls......
hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre
(unless you've got a big one)
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Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:44,
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hang on, that's not worked, has it? It's officially too late for a double entendre
(unless you've got a big one)
the pussy you're thinking of doesn't have a tongueunless there have been some very strange developments in genetic engineering lately
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 2:47,
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stop feeding it toffees Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Apr 2010, 3:00,
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